1. |
I Love the Gays
04:55
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LOVE THE GAYS
People like to cast me as some unfeeling old bitch
Just because I am opposed
To homos getting hitched
But my heart is full of love for both the pansy and the dyke
And I can name so many many
Many gays I like
I love the gays
The ones who don't get married
Love the gays
Where STDs are not carried
The ones with hot butts, abs and pecs
The ones who abstain from all gay sex
I love the gays
I'm not a homophobe, me
Love the gays
I'd have David Norris for tea
After all
Being bent's a phase,
So I really love the gays
I know the things I say sometimes can seem a little blunt
And to Colm, Úna, Grainne
I am something of a cunt
But God is on MY side so you can think just what you please
And I'll not rest or sleep
Until the gays are on their knees
I love the gays
The ones who don't get married
Love the gays
Where STDs are not carried
The ones with hot butts, abs and pecs
The ones who abstain from all gay sex
I love the gays
I'm not a gay basher, me
Love the gays
Tho' I'd love to punch Úna Mullally
After all
Being bent's a phase,
So I really love the gays
Being gay's a disease
So don't let them marry
Or babies them carry
It's Sarah and Steve
Not Lorcan and Larry,
Imagine their Big Day
Like a hit show on Broadway
So love the gays
the one's who don't get married
Love the gays
Where STDs are not carried
The ones with hot butts, abs and pecs
The ones who abstain from all gay sex
She loves the gays
the one's who don't get married
She loves the gays
Where STDs are not carried
After all
Being bent's a phase,
So I really love the gays
I love the gays
The ones who don't get married
Love the gays
Where STDs are not carried
The ones with hot butts, abs and pecs
The ones who abstain from all gay sex
After all
Being bent's a phase,
So I really love the gays
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2. |
Stand Proud, Stand Tall
02:49
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Stand Proud, Stand Tall
OISIN Aaaaaghhhhhhh
No time for haters
Or those life wasters
Who try to deny
Make me cry
Equal rights
Is a fight
We have to believe in
Or we will be grieving
For our gay bros and sistas
All our misses and misters
You should love who you love
No judgement from above
Stand proud and stand tall
Love Equality for all (repeats)
DAMIEN There is something about him
What is happening to me?
I think he’s fucking gorgeous
I must be going crazy
It can’t be in God's plan
For me to love this man
OISIN My dad’s a gay man
Mum is a lesbian
They raised me free
Of inequality
We will win
It’s no sin
To marry who you're lovin’
We don’t care if we’re shovin’
It down your face
The human race
Is still evolving
The world is still revolving
Stand proud, stand tall
Love, Equality, for all (repeats)
DAMIEN I don’t want to be without him
My mother will go nuts?
But I don’t want to live a life
Of ifs, and whys and buts
It must be in God's plan
For me to love this man
OISIN We’re Generation bi
We’re generation Trans
And we really do not give a fuck
If man marries man
We’re generation gay
We’re generation straight
And we really do not care about
The gender of your mate
Stand proud, stand tall
Love Equality for all (repeats)
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3. |
Buggeroo, Buggeray
03:52
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Buggeroo, Buggeray
SEAMIE We just wish that all the gays out there
Would be like normal folk
KEVIN Instead of wearing women’s clothes
Or acting like a joke
SEAMIE Why do they find it necessary
To march and scream and shout
KEVIN We really couldn’t give a fuck
If you are or are not OUT
SEAMIE We think that all those little tots
KEVIN Need a Mammy and a Dad
KEVIN Would You really want an Elton John?
SEAMIE Or Jolie, A plus Brad?
BOTH Buggeroo, Buggeray
We are Self Loathing Gays
Our dream is to be nice and straight
We don’t deserve all that marital bliss
So we’re spreading just a little hate
Buggeroo, Buggeray
We are Self Loathing Gays
The family should be saved from us
We’re not fit for those wedding vows
Get us off of that Equality Bus
KEVIN Civil Partnership is quite enough
Our morals are on the slide
SEAMIE Are these the things we want for our kids?
Panti, GCN, and Pride?
KEVIN Synthetic children made by syringe
Is that what we really crave?
SEAMIE A child should come from a cock in a minge
Not foreign surrogate slaves!
KEVIN Two Dads, Two mums makes us want to throw up
SEAMIE Not what the bible says
KEVIN Stone us, burn us, tie us in knots
SEAMIE All hail self loathing gays
BOTH Buggeroo Buggeray
We are Self Loathing Gays
Our dream is to be nice and straight
We don’t deserve all that marital bliss
So we’re spreading just a little hate
Buggeroo, Buggeray
We are Self Loathing Gays
The family should be saved from us
We’re not fit for those wedding vows
Buggeroo Bugger Buggeray
SEAMIE We don’t want our rights
KEVIN And think we’re shite
SEAMIE And that marriage is not for gays
KEVIN And for this we’ll fight
SEAMIE With the Church’s might
BOTH ’Til we’ve won it for the Nays!
BOTH Buggeroo, Buggeray
We are Self Loathing Gays
Our dream is to be nice and straight
We don’t deserve all that marital bliss
So we’re spreading just a little hate
Buggeroo, Buggeray
We are Self Loathing Gays
The family should be saved from us
We’re not fit for wedding vows
Buggeroo Bugger Buggeray
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4. |
I Wanna Be Equal
03:32
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I WANT TO BE EQUAL
I’ve been straight
Overweight
Had a fling in Kuwait
I want to be equal
I’ve been a dyke
On a bike
Rode as far as I like
I want to be equal
I’m a mum
Hate my bum
But won't accept the crumbs
I want to be equal
I’ve been a force
For the cause
I don’t need no applause
I want to be equal
So we shout
Use our clout
We refuse to be left out
We want to be equal
Or worse still
Makes me ill
Say you love us but still...
You're not equal
We are Dads
We are Wives
We are trying to live our lives
We want to be equal
And as hard
As they try
They will not demonise
We will be equal
So be strong
Come along
We are going to belong
And we will be equal
And before
I am dead
I am going to be wed
I'm gonna be equal
And one day
We will say
Remember the day
Seems so far away
That great day in May
It was good to be gay
We were equal
And one day
We will say
Remember the day
Seems so far away
That great day in May
It was good to be gay
We were equal
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