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I Love the Gays

from The Ref by Acting Out

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from the musical comedy, The Ref, sung in the show by the character of Deirdre Kilbride, CEO of Mammies For God and a prominent campaigner for a NO vote in Ireland's Equal Marriage Referendum

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LOVE THE GAYS

People like to cast me as some unfeeling old bitch
Just because I am opposed
To homos getting hitched
But my heart is full of love for both the pansy and the dyke
And I can name so many many
Many gays I like

I love the gays
The ones who don't get married
Love the gays
Where STDs are not carried
The ones with hot butts, abs and pecs
The ones who abstain from all gay sex
I love the gays
I'm not a homophobe, me
Love the gays
I'd have David Norris for tea
After all
Being bent's a phase,
So I really love the gays

I know the things I say sometimes can seem a little blunt
And to Colm, Úna, Grainne
I am something of a cunt
But God is on MY side so you can think just what you please
And I'll not rest or sleep
Until the gays are on their knees
 
I love the gays
The ones who don't get married
Love the gays
Where STDs are not carried
The ones with hot butts, abs and pecs
The ones who abstain from all gay sex
I love the gays
I'm not a gay basher, me
Love the gays
Tho' I'd love to punch Úna Mullally
After all
Being bent's a phase,
So I really love the gays

Being gay's a disease
So don't let them marry
Or babies them carry
It's Sarah and Steve
Not Lorcan and Larry,
Imagine their Big Day
Like a hit show on Broadway

So love the gays
the one's who don't get married
Love the gays
Where STDs are not carried
The ones with hot butts, abs and pecs
The ones who abstain from all gay sex
She loves the gays
the one's who don't get married
She loves the gays
Where STDs are not carried
After all
Being bent's a phase,
So I really love the gays

I love the gays
The ones who don't get married
Love the gays
Where STDs are not carried
The ones with hot butts, abs and pecs
The ones who abstain from all gay sex
After all
Being bent's a phase,
So I really love the gays

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from The Ref, released May 2, 2016
Performer: Mark Power

Music by Mark Power and Cal Folger Day

Lyrics by Sean Denyer

Produced by Chris Barry of Ailfionn Recording Studio, Dublin

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